May 31, 2012; Detroit, MI, USA; Detroit Red Wings defenseman Nicklas Lidstrom during a press conference announcing his retirement at Joe Louis Arena. Mandatory Credit: Rick Osentoski-US PRESSWIRE

Helpful Hints For A Lockout: HOCKEY PORN!

Since we have two weeks one month fudge if I know an unknown amount of time until Training Camp begins, I figure I’d tide you over with some Hockey Porn!  Now, we’ve all seen the Helm PK video and the Datsyukian dekes 1,000 times, so I’m going to post some videos that you have probably seen once or twice but have totally forgotten about.  I know I probably missed your favorite video, but hey, just enjoy the ride.  Let’s do it!

 

The Jiri Fischer Section

How about that Scott Hartnell?

Boom.  I love the quick jab and then the roundhouse to end him.  Awesome.  And apparently, Fischer just didn’t like gingers since we also have this hit here:

SHOOT, PASS, KICK SOME…glass?  Just imagine how good the Wings defense would have been had Fischer not had to retire?  Just…damn. Let’s just move on to some other awesomeness.

MOAR FIGHTS!

The Wings have had numerous fighters through the years – Probert, Kocur, McCarty…Yzerman?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zp52gR6s0

There are couple others of Yzerman fighting, but…uhh…only watch this one.  Trust me.

Yeah…I searched for a good half hour for a Lidstrom fight and couldn’t find one.  Oh well, I don’t hear you complaining about what you just watched.

I know I was supposed to post some fights here, but come on!  My favorite part was the Lidstrom save and no I’m not crying SHUT UP!

FIGHTS!  Be honest, you were you rooting for in that one?

Olympic Fever Baby!

(Sports Night reference!)  I think the following video shows my nominee for the high jump:

And for diving:

That might be my favorite thing on the internet of all time.  Sean Avery sucks.  Kirk Maltby rules.

KRONWALLED…but not really

FIL-SMASH!  I love that one.

THE MOST PERFECT HIT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HOCKEY!

I leave you with…

Legends on legends.  Two more videos of awesome players being owned by more awesome players wearing red and white:

I love the part where Hasek throws his blocker at the end.  Pure amazing.

“That wasn’t Jagr, was it?”  Mickey rules.  The best part of that was the water bottle action.  It’s my goal in life to score a top shelf goal and have the goalies water bottle do that.  Too bad I play defense and don’t get many shots.  Also, the whole “sucking” thing doesn’t help.  Oh well.

Hopefully, the players/owners will get their heads out of their bums (mostly the owners) and we’ll have hockey before December.  I hope I helped your hockey withdrawal and didn’t make it worse.  Yell at me on the twitter (@KevinN37) and let me know your favorite non-popular Hockey Porn moment.  Maybe I’ll feature it in my next post (if my editor doesn’t yell at me for this one).  Until next time…

Samuelsson drools Nyquist rules.

 

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